Confessions of a Poser

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“Have you read all the books on the top sci-fi rankings?”

“Hmm…about 70% I think.”

“Wow you read a lot! You know, there’s a line I always want to say in that kind of situation: ‘aw man! I haven’t even read half of the books on the list!’ How’s that? I self-deprecatingly admit I haven’t tried them, but subtly give the impression that I’ve read 40% of them! But I actually read zero!”
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